Evanston Lighthouse

Song for the JollyRock Lighthouse!

Oh the winds they do blow, and the seas they do roar
When you're stuck on a lighthouse 10 miles from the shore
But you've heard of the Jollyrock, of that I am sure
Go there and your loved ones will see you no more

Oh, don't go to the Jollyrock what ever you do
I wouldn't go near it if I was you

So away from the Jollyrock I advise you to race
It's utterly appauling, and not at all nace
And nasty things happen there, it's such a disgrace
'Cause people get killed there all over the place

Oh, don't go to the Jollyrock what ever you do
I wouldn't go near it if I was you

Your blood will run cold, and your heart fill with dred
For the Jollyrock is plagued with the souls of the dead
If you stay there one night, you'll go clean off your head
And in no time at all you will probably catch mumps


Mumps? Doesn't even rhyme!